Girls like Gifts. Girls like Guys. Girls like Good luck. Notice the G\'s. Do it, she\'ll appreciate it.
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--Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
--A philosopher once said, \'Beauty is truth, truth is beauty\'. If that\'s true, then you, baby, have never lied.
You: I can read palms.
Them: Really?
You: No. It\'s just an excuse to hold your hand.