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starlit

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« on: October 01, 2006, 04:04:00 pm »
Q: What did you just feed your dog?

A: Squeeze gently then go at it like a wild dingo.
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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2006, 04:57:00 pm »
Q. how should we make your steak sir?

A. 69
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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2006, 06:04:00 pm »
Q: How many times did you say I should hit you in the head with this ball peen hammer?

A: No, that\'s not where you\'re supposed to insert that!
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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2006, 06:22:00 pm »
Q: What would a priest say if he came about a dog\'s \"business\"? And what would someone who smoked too much pot say about the same thing if he/she came about it?

A: A chicken, a microwave, a hockey stick, wooden shoes, pepper spray, and a well-placed piece of aluminum foil.
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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2006, 06:44:00 pm »
Q: what do you take to bed with you every night?

A: Tasting your own blood isn\'t to yummy.
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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2006, 07:06:00 pm »
Q: Why\'d you just throw up all over yourself?

A: Maybe, maybe not...
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2006, 07:11:00 pm »
Q:  You want to join me in a shag room?

A:  I am King of the World!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2006, 07:28:00 pm »
Q: Uhhh... Do i know you?

A: That\'d be 42 squared, times 3, divded by 2006, minus 782.
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2006, 07:32:00 pm »
Q: So how many beers did you consume last night?

A: When I saw it...it just...it didn\'t look like it had everything in the right places.
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2006, 07:37:00 pm »
Q.  How big is your penis?

A. I\'d be Purple for sure.
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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2006, 08:04:00 pm »
Q:  What would happen if I punched you right there?

A:  About 5111 yards, and 89 scores.
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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2006, 08:39:00 pm »
Q: What is the most likely scenario guaranteed to lead to someone ending up dead in the end?

A: A rodeo rider with hemorrhoids.
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2006, 09:02:00 pm »
Q: What do you get when you cross a cowboy with sandpaper?


A: To make it clean and shiny.



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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2006, 09:23:00 pm »
Q:  Why are you licking that car battery?

A:  3 tubes of anti-itch cream
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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2006, 08:26:00 pm »
Q: How long is your dick and how many scores have you missed out on.

A: 1 house, 5 people, 10 days
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