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Dazed_and_Confused

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« on: March 21, 2001, 06:19:00 pm »
Hello! I am a girl and I need help to masterbrate.
What are some things that I can do in my home? Like I can\'t go buy a dildo so help me out!  No vibrating carrots or cellphone things though[This message has been edited by Dazed_and_Confused (edited 03-21-2001).]

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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2001, 06:30:00 pm »
Use your fingers and learn how to masturbate with them.
Do you have a cellphone with the vibrate setting?  You can try that.
Or you could copy what someone else on this board did and sit on the washing machine with a carrot up your ass.  Just don\'t get caught like she did   lol

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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2001, 07:11:00 pm »
not so very long ago i was playing truth or dare with a bunch of mates (both male and female) and one of the girls told the guys that she used a toothbrush to get herself off with. (but it was in the middle of t or d so i don\'t know if she was being honest or not - and i don\'t really care to find out!!)
but she went into a bit of detail about it so who knows, she said that she used both ends of the toothbrush (which is really gross, especially if she cleaned her teeth with it afterwards!)she also said that she has used bananas, toothbrush holders?? and the shaft of a brush?????
is this girl normal ( i personally have my doubts), has anyone else heard of anything like this or do they do this???

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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2001, 03:42:00 pm »
If something turns someone on, they enjoy it and it\'s not harming anyone else, does it matter if we perceive it to be normal?  She\'s just having fun experimenting.  That doesn\'t make her abnormal

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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2001, 03:07:00 am »
The base of an electric toothbrush can be a good makeshift dildo.

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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2001, 04:55:00 am »
the first time I masturbated was when I was in the bath and washing my ***** with a sponge - it felt so nice I just kept on washing. Boy did I have a clean *****!

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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2001, 07:51:00 pm »
use your shower massage, you can buy one for $10.00 that will do the job.

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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2001, 09:22:00 pm »
Gosh, I didn\'t know I masturbarte so differently from everybody else! Wanna know how I masturbate?
....Well, the legs of the bed are good for it. So are the legs of a table, a chair, etc. But they can\'t be too thin or too thick. Must be at least 2 inches  round. I just sort of mount the chair leg, I hug it and put my legs around it, and my clit\'s stuck to it, and I move back & forth, back & forth, and ... well, you know,  move like that to make it feel good.  That\'s my way of masturbating, and it sure is GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!! I don\'t feel anything with the rubbing methods. Weird, huh?

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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2001, 03:16:00 am »
Not weird at all.  Everyone\'s different, and if that works for you, then that\'s cool

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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2001, 06:32:00 am »
OK nice girl
got any photos?

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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2001, 08:21:00 am »
Find the clitoris and start pitching it, and flicking it, and rubbing it, and squeezing it, and twisting it, and smacking it, and then pull on it a little bit, and then give it a little tickle...........The Peanut has spoken!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2001, 11:51:00 am »
Is that how YOU masturbate Mr.Peanut?

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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2001, 02:19:00 am »
Hey peanut, you better keep clear of me, it doesn\'t sound nice at all!!!
Red Lemon sounds interested though

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« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2001, 01:18:00 pm »
I\'m just thinking how does Mr.Peanut play with his clitoris if he is indeed MR peanut and not MRS peanut?

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« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2001, 06:54:00 pm »
when im in the shower i use the shampoo bottle, only if the bottle it not too big- i dont want to hurt myself!